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Y2K Fix
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To: All Concerned Personnel

Because of heightened concern over Y2K problems and increased demand on our IT Department, we have determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support (see below).

The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 1999, thus avoiding the anticipated Y2K problem. Instead, all employees will be provided with a Magna Doodle This provides four distinct advantages:  

  1. No Y2K problems

  2. No technical glitches to prevent goals from being accomplished

  3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mail

  4. Everybody gets the same advanced model

In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of frequently asked questions regarding Magna Doodle Technical Support:

Q. My Magna Doodle has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I turn off my Magna Doodle ?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I create a New Document Window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Magna Doodle ?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I delete a document on my Magna Doodle ?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I save my Magna Doodle document?
A. Don't shake it.