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Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? 

A - Airport (flat) 
B - Barely there 
C - Can do 
D - Damn good 
E - Enormous 
F - Fake 

What's the definition of a Lesbian?? 
"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job." 

Women are unpredictable: 
Before marriage, she expects a man. After marriage, she suspects her man. After his death, she respects the man. 

During pregnancy: 
The 1st three months, do it the normal style Next three months do it the doggy style And the last three months do it the wolf style? sit outside the hole and howl? 

Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him" 
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand" 

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? " 
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you." 

A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent? 
The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the 100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue." 

4 miracles of a woman: 
1. Getting wet without taking a shower 
2. bleeding without getting hurt 
3. giving milk without eating grass 
4. and making boneless flesh hard 

25 useless things in a man: 
20 nails 02 nipples that don't milk 02 balls that you cannot play with. 
01 cock that does not lay egg.