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The Tour Manager
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Sound engineer, LD, and Tour manager walking down a beach one day on their day off, mid tour, stumble over a magic lamp. They look at each other for a bit, before the sound man picks it up and gives the lamp a rub.

Sure enough, as with all magic lamps, a genie appears, and grants the sound man 1 wish.
The sound engineer says to the genie "get me off this beach and as far away from here as you can! I'd like my own private island, mansion, swimming pool, loads of fit women, and enough money so that I never have to work in this stinking industry again"

Big flash of smoke, lightning and all that, and the guy is gone.

The Lighting designer hastily picks up the magic lamp, gives it a rub, and same as before, out pops the genie.
"I will grant you one wish, master" says the genie.
"I think I will have just what my sound engineer friend just wished for, but I would like you to throw in a helicopter, private jet, and full staff for my mansion, just get me out of here now!"

Just as before, flash of light and big cloud of smoke, and the LD disappears off to his paradise.

The Tour manager picks up the lamp, gives it a rub, and out pops the genie.
"I will grant you one wish, master" bellows the genie.
"OK," says the tour manager.

"I want those two back here in FIVE MINUTES...............''