Not one for the nice Catholic girls out there.....
Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms.........

 Tesco Condoms: every little helps

 Sainsbury Condoms: making life taste better

 Nike Condoms: Just do it.

 Peugeot Condoms: The ride of your life.

 Galaxy Condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk.

 KFC Condoms: Finger Licking good.

 Minstrals Condoms: melts in your mouth , not in your hands.

 Safeway condoms: Lightening the load..

 Abbey national condoms: because life is complicated enough.

 Coca cola condoms: The real thing.

 Ever ready condoms: keep going and going.

 Macintosh condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

 Pringles condoms: once you pop, you cant stop

 Burger king condoms: Home of the whopper

 Goodyear condoms: "for a longer ride go wide"

 FCUK condoms: no comment required.

 Muller light condoms: so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

 Halford condoms: we go the extra mile.

 On digital condoms: plug in and play !!!!

 Royal mail condoms: I saw this and thought of you.

 Andrex condoms: Soft, strong and very very long.

 Renault condoms: size really does matter!