A group of Irish gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods
they will employ in robbing a bank. After a lot of thought they all agree on
the way to go about it. In the wee hours of the following morning they meet
and embark on their plans to get rich.
Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get
under way immediately. The robbers expecting to find one or two huge safes
filled with cash and valuables were more than surprised to see hundreds of
smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
The first
safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers found only a bowl of
vanilla pudding. "Well," said one robber to another, "at least we got a bit to
eat."
They open up the second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were opened and
there was not one dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold to be found. Instead,
all the safes contained containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the
mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.
The following morning, a Dublin newspaper headline read: "IRELAND'S LARGEST
SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING..."