I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year,
and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married
and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just
once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it
just come and get me.
I just watched her delicious behind as she
went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of
the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his
eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.