Can this be merely purchased or do you have to marry it? 
and is it going to nag incessantly for "upgrades?"... 
Will it end up with my house? 
Will it look really old really soon? 
Do I have to watch my language and alcohol consumption around it? 
Will it be "out of commission" for one week a month? (sorry too easy) 
If I use this accessory, do I have to give up all other accessories, no matter how good they may be? 
Can I have more than one? or this is consider as polygammie? 
Will Martin release the "Hooker", just for a little variety? (At a premium, of course!) 
I bet the resale value will be low.
Will it need a larger flight case to fit in each year you own it?
Am I allowed to look at others as long as I don't try them out?

Then a woman added her thoughts:

And how about for those of us on the 'other' side of the fence - Will there be a 'Husband' version of this piece of gear? 
probably not. The husband version was found to be to reliable.

Then it arrived:
I just receive my WIFE this morning... pretty cute! 
There's a lot of functions on that device and it comes with a nice little pouch 
Better tell her that EVERY damn morning of your life....
And remember: It NEVER looks fat in that pouch.