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Jokes

Welcome to the Avolites' Jokes Home Page

Hopefully you will leave with a smile on your face!!!!
Please note that some people may find some of these jokes offensive. It's not our intention to offend anybody - our aim is simply to bring a bit of laughter into your lives. 
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Dear Dad Letter
How to Tell You are All Grown Up
A Couple of Geniuses!
Eleven People on a Rope
Grass Eater
Spoons
The 2006 Women Drivers Award
The New Corvette
Thank you letter to Tide!
Tour Bus Driver
What to wear to get out of doing the chores
The Husband Store
What does a blonde do when she has an accident?
Optical Illusions
The Tombstone
Mad Mad World!!!!!!
New Math Formula for Women
Best Haircut of the Year
Cyanide and Happiness
Animation Maze
Why it's difficult to shop in other countries
Useless Facts
Cool Art To Mess With Your Head
Avo Smileys 1
Avo Smileys 2
Xmas Lights
The Spooky Car!
Performance Review Time
Why we like the British
Rules from the male side!
Spot the giraffe!
Best photographs of 2005
Meet X Vegetables
Advert
More strange pictures
Traffic Wardens - 1  (1.13 MB)
Traffic Wardens - 2  (584 KB)
Company Procedure
Smoking Area (1.72 MB)
Men can multi-task (800KB)
Driving Safety Question
Damn Tourists
Women!!
New boardroom meeting guidelines (1.17 MB)
How to dance properly
Love Making
Pictures
A Prayer
More Funny pictures!
A Dumb Male Blonde!
Deer hunting
The Two Mexicans
You need money???
Stress Test
Shaggy Calls For A Taxi (586 KB)
Tequila Cat
Best public jacks ever!!!
Embarrassing Situation
Innocence
The Centipede Story
Modern Life
Inner Peace
imagine ...
The Love Dress
Helpful Conversions
The difference between European and North American girls
How does the other sex experience pleasure
Words women use!
A fine assortment
The proper use of tactical advertising
The truth about women!!
I've found Nemo!
Quit complaining about your job!
A relaxing bath   (2.07 MB)
Celebrities back in high school!
Anti-boredom campaign
Good Reply!
  Mini-pops quiz
(MS Excel worksheet 142KB)
You ever have one of those days...
What were his parents thinking!
Road signs for women
The Incas
Miss Ireland
If Women ruled the world #2
Giggles
URGENT: Virus warning
Pigeon Revenge
Spooky
What is a b******d exactly?
Replacement Cigarette Messages
Cartoon Time
God's thoughts on lawns
You know you're living in 2003 when.......
An Englishman.......
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Eeee Bye Gum
Hell hath no fury..
The Paper Clip
(right click to download first - 495 KB)
T-Shirt
Skirt
(right click to download first - 365 KB)
Twirlys
in the UK, technicians are call Balletrinas "Twirlys"
Ladies be warned...
The stupidity of mankind .....
The erogenous zones
Some Cute Pictures!!!
David Beckham
A man walks into a bar ...
The Tour Manager
Another blonde joke! 
zazoo
(right click to download first - 2.99 MB)
In need of Inner peace?
Airport announcements!
(right click to download first - 521KB)
Men Never Listen!
Driving in Madrid!!
(right click to download first - 750KB)
Do you trust your own eyes?
(right click to download first - 605KB)
DIY - How NOT to do it
Eve chats with God
Back When .....
Unanswered Questions
Rules from a males perspective
Germs
Potentially and Realistically
The Irish Virus
Great Sporting Moments
The Australian
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!!
Some Cute Pictures!!!
Hotel Problems
The Stella Awards
George Carlin's view on aging
Want to be a Navy Pilot?
Don't Step On The Ducks ....
How to impress
Curious Photos
(right click to download first - 496KB)
See-Thru Skirts in Japan
How Easter eggs are made!
adverts
(right click to download first - 394KB)
Why Men Are Just Happier People!
How to improve a man's aim
The English can't understand why foreigners
find our sensible roundabouts so funny!!
Word for Northerners
Liverpool
Visual Illusions
The Lion Cut
Mother-in-law
Bunjee Jumping
(right click to download first - 1.5MB)
No Kicking Please
The Defective Parrot
The Chinese Girl
Grass
Boom Boom
Irony
Dave!
Female and Male Brains
Why we lock stuff up!
Psychic
The 3 Worst Nightmares
Questions, questions, questions !!
Things Never Heard in Theatre
Rohypnol
Stars in their eyes
Pick On Men!
Words Women Use
No Deal
Some funny pictures
How to wash a man's brains
Marketing Explained
Drunk
Some vulgar things about women
Famous Quotes
Never under estimate the little old Lady
I Don't Believe It
Employee Performance Evaluations
Long!
Doctor's guilt ....
These are metaphors from actual GCSE essays
Seasons Greetings
What Girls think The Morning After
If Spiderman acted in a Bollywood movie
Things You Wish Your Computer Had
The two nuns
The ultimate xmas gift (mpeg movie)
(right click to download first - 900KB)
The perfect man or woman
Male Drivers
Female Drivers
Be Strong
This will soon be a pre rec from the girls.............
"Bwoy... Go get yuh moddah!"
Scoring System ... Men + Women
The Teddy Boy
Marriage Loyalty
Exclusive!... Eminem Drug Bust!
The Missing Chicken
Disorder in the Court.
Modern Maths Exam Paper
And you think you're having a bad day at work !!
Top 20 Things Programmers Say..
Comprehending Engineers
C.I.A Test
The best ever picture of Jordan!!!!!
one for the boys
Famous Footballing Gaffes
10 of the greatest T-shirts
Features we all need on our computers
Play Whack a Ground Hog!
Aircraft Purchase
The Experts
Mouse Revenge
The Alternative Clock
PC Support 
(right click to download first)
Granny 
(right click to download first)
Hell
Santa Singh
“Top Product name from Martin Pro.”
Australian insurance claim
The Atheist and the Bear
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Jack and Jill 
Beer is dangerous
Back to work!
Optical Illusions
Humor of getting married
Enron Economics
Female News Anchor
EU Directive 456179
The Nature Of Things
The Bridge
Too Good!!
Birth Control For Men!
Titanic
Keep your I's Upright
The Evolution of Man and Woman
Bill goes sailing!
Decisions  Decisions!!
Training for Women
Pearls Of Wisdom!!
Driving to fast !!!
Friday Frolics
Things to do when your boss is out
The Watch Factory
The 'Grey Tit' and 'Blue Tit' are common English birds
A couple of tricky questions!!!
Want to join the protest?
Amusing quotes...
Careful Guys
No way to please a woman!!
Need of a woman
Marketing Services Explained
Baby not feeding !!
How to clean your mouse
Kinky depression
Doctors Orders
Dear Son
The Rock, Stone & Sand Rule
Interesting use of a word processor
Men
DutyFull
The Rubber Years
The Easter Chocolate Bunny!!
Help Desk
Translating Men's and Women's English
Jerry Springer Contestants
The Natural Selection Process
Jesus' Nationality
Job Application At McDonalds
Lost In Translation
Letters to Islington Council's Housing Department
How To Lose Your Job
Words You Might Know In German!!
Family Fortunes Gaffes
Bad day at the office? It could be worse....
Employee  Appraisals
Ways To Annoy People
You're no longer a student when....
Period (full stop in UK)
The Parrot
The Young Train Guard
Two Nickels and Five Pennies
Touring too long?
A blond, a brunette and a redhead
Smiling to the end
Abstain from sex
Roles and how we play them