35     Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34     Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33     Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32     King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31     Dansak Queen - Abba
30     Korma People - Pulp
29     Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28     When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27     You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26     Korma Police - Radiohead
25     Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24     Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23     It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22     Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21     Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20     Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19     It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - D.Stewart/B.Gaskin
18     I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17     Sag Aloo - Black lace
16     Take That and Chapati - Take That
15     Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa  Stansfield
14     I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13     Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12     We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11     Vindaloo - Abba
10     I Don't Want to Go to Chutney - Elvis Costello
9      Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
8      Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
7      Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
6      Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
5      We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
4      Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3      Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2      Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1      Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim