One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back
of his limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road
side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man
replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted
the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
"But how 'bout my friend?"
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come
with us, too."
"But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six
kids!"
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed
for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one
of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my
place.
The grass is almost a foot tall."