Name something a blind person might use - A sword
 

Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon 
 

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
 

Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar 
 

Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde 
 

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
 

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse 
 

Name something that floats in the bath - Water
 

Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair 
 

Name something Red - My cardigan
 

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
 

Name a famous royal - Mail
 

Name a number you have to memorize - 7
 

Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep 
 

Name something you put on walls - Roofs
 

Name something in the garden that's green - Shed 
 

Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
 

Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters 
 

Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
 

Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate 
 

Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog 
 

Name a sign of the zodiac - April
 

Name something slippery - A conman
 

Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato 
 

Name a jacket potato topping - Jam
 

Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
 

Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones 
 

Name something with a hole in it - Window 
 

Name a non-living object with legs - Plant 
 

Name a domestic animal - Leopard
 

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee 
 

Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
 

Name a job a working dog does - Slave
 

Name something associated with pigs - The police 
 

Name a kind of ache - Filet-o-fish
 

[To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:]
Name a food that can be easily eaten without chewing - Er, chips? 
 

Name a form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
 

Name a method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
 

Name the last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet 
 

Name something that makes you scream - A squirrel
 

Name something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
 

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings 
 

Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels
 
Our survey said... Eh-urgh!