Individual quotes taken from employee performance evaluations:-

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

2. "His men would follow him anywhere ... but only out of morbid curiosity."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', more of a definite 'won't be'."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "He has a knack for making strangers immediately." 

6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 

7. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." 

8. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 

9. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

10. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."