PCMCIA :  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN :  It Still Does Nothing

APPLE :  Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM :  I Blame Microsoft

DEC :  Do Expect Cuts

CA :  Constant Acquisitions

CD-ROM :  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 :  Obsolete Soon, Too

SCSI :  System Can't See It

DOS :  Defunct Operating System

BASIC :  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control