David Beckham goes to the hair dressers to have his hair cut, and has these headphones on.

The hairdresser insists he takes them off, but David protests, "I cant take them off, it is really important" .

The hairdresser complains that it will be impossible to cut his hair with them on, but David insists " this is a really important thing that I keep them on!'' 

The nice lady hairdresser, with her best tact, tries to explain how it will be an impossible task to cut David's hair with these huge headphones stuck to his head, but Beckham insists, "look, it is a real life or death situation, I cannot take the headphones off!"

Exasperated, the hairdresser takes the headphones off Beckham and puts them on her own head.

Worried that Becks will see the damage and give her a good spanking, she quickly takes it down to the nearest dealer to get it fixed.

The boys in the workshop, always up for a bit of a laugh, tell her to blow down the exhaust pipe, and that will blow the dint out.

David, arrives home, to find Posh with her gob around the exhaust pipe, blowing for Britain.

He asks her what the hell she is doing, and she explains what the guys at the Ferrari garage told her to do.

"I am trying to blow the dint out of the car!"

David replies, "That will never work!"

Why? asks posh?