A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor
looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find Big
Bird in here?”
The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue
depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, “Do you think I’ll find the
Cookie Monster down there?”
Again, the little girl was silent. Then the
doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked,
“Do you think I’ll hear Barney in there?”
“Oh, no!” the little girl
replied. “Jesus is in my heart. Barney’s on my underpants.”
